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He never went anywhere and always took his sweet time doing it, yet is endlessly venerated as a soloist on par with the greatest names in musical history.

Then, in 2006, Simpson flexed his asshole muscles again and attempted to come out with a book entitled I Did It, in which Simpson would have sketched how he would have killed his wife if he did it.

He crowned himself emperor, and then made sure all rights went to men, not women.

The 356 Fahrenheit temperature at that depth, however, made it impossible for tools to keep going.

He left this voicemail for his daughter in 2007.

What the fuck is he so sour about? Natasha Crown is eating pizza, pasta and kilos of Nutella to increase her bottom size.

Frank Zappa Zappa was a self-appointed authority figure who did nothing but ceaselessly bitch, piss and moan without ever offering a single solution or so much as an attempt at constructive criticism.

At one point, after his relationship with Janice blossomed into marriage and then withered, Janice went to go check up on him after he attempted suicide.

One of the newer holes on the list, the Diavik Diamond Mine opened in 2003 and has reached deeper than 600 feet in the Canadian Arctic.