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"I'll take you to your car.

Why are skeletons so calm? I went, reluctantly, got called in the office and patiently suffered through the - frankly very personal - examination.

A joke from twenty years ago can still be as funny today as it was then, and as computers grow in use and popularity there are certain to be more and more computer jokes being written that are as funny now as they will be in thirty years.

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? ' What kind of question is that? " calls out the husband.

Two whales walk into a bar.

There was a short line.

The handle is the best part.

At some point, you start also laughing with the adults in the room.

I was wondering why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets….

What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? What do politicians and diapers have in common? - They sure know how to break the ice.