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The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.

They ask, "Who is it? The lawyer is thinking that Irishmen are so dumb that he could put something over on them easily…So the lawyer asks if the Irishman would like to play a fun game.

Why are there gates around cemeteries? Why are pirates called pirates? I told them, "Just you wait! What is fast, loud and crunchy? Why was the math book sad? Have you heard the one about the skunk? Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments? He orders a beer and a mop.

Teacher: Which is the best month for studies? They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.

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It was a good six months later before he ran into Mick once again and he could hardly wait to tell him that he had taken his advice and was well pleased with the result.

The next time you've got an all-ages audience to impress, give some of these 50 funny clean jokes a go.

What are you doing working here so late at night? "There's a car being towed from the parking lot,"he said.

Water way to answer the door! Peter now turns to the second nun and says "Sister, have you ever touched a penis? What do hockey gamers and Surrey ladies share? What do you call a pig that does karate? ", and away he went.

He wants to ask the clerk a question.

A: They both suck for four quarters.