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There are some remarkably dumb people in this world.

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"Your birth certificate is an apology letter to your parents from the hospital" - Suggested by IndigoLynx 29.

[Read: ] 56 You should really come with a warning label.

Do you ever find yourself getting annoyed with yourself because you just thought of an awesomely good comeback to something someone said earlier? I'm a huge nerd when it comes to understanding how relationships between men and women work, and what drives a certain behavior.

If there were a competition to see what is emptier, your brain or the black hole, the black hole would easily win• There are some remarkably dumb people in this world.

36 Stand still, so I can hit you with my truck.

All men are like dogs, except when it comes to faithfulness and loyalty.

Do they know you text like this? "You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen" 9.

Will you give us a nasty look or share our stuff with a smile? My horoscope said today would have unsuspecting challenges.

You are a lesson in my life• There are some stupid people in this world.

Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid? There are more calories in your stomach than in the local supermarket! I wonder if you can work my body like you're working your keyboard.